Jadakiss "Consignment" mixtape review

Yo Jadakiss is BACK son, and I didn't even have to listen to the whole mixtape to realize that. Once I hit that young play button on "Traffickin" I knew Jada wasn't playin' around and meant SERIOUS business. The mixtape has several hot features from Fabolous, Lloyd Banks, French Montana, Wale, Meek Mill, Young Jeezy, and Yo Gotti. Of course you know Styles P had to hop on some tracks and he bodied the verses as expected. This mixtape gets an A from me just for the fact that Jada came out of nowhere with this HEAT dog.

WARNING: Repeat button will be used repeatedly.

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The winkie face.

Today I wanna talk to you about one of the most used faces in a convo known to man, it has deceived brothas like me for years and needs to stop.....THE WINKIE FACE. Yeah you know that winkie face, when you having a cool convo with a female and she throws you that ";)" out of nowhere. You like "SHIT, did I just unlock her password?" Yo, once you see that ";)" from a cute chick butterflies start gathering in the pit of your stomach, but you have to be careful bruh. That winkie face could just be a girl being extra friendly OR she wants you to impregnate her, so we have to dissect the type of winkie faces there are.


The "Hey Cutie" winkie face


This is the one that you POUNCE at no mercy, if a girl hit you with that "Hey cutie ;)" or "You're so funny ;)" bro you go for the kill RIGHT THERE no questions.


The "I'm just being really friendly" winkie face 


This has been victimizing my fellow brothas for too long, you compliment her and say "You are BEAUTIFUL" she fuck around and hit you with that "Oh thanks ;)" As much as you're tempted to DO NOT reply "Anytime beautiful, lemme get the digits tho" BRO, she don't give a fuck about you she just being nice. Don't fall in that trap and find yourself spider-webbing into her DMs or Facebook I.M.'s complementing her EVERYDAY cause she will put you in the friend zone or the dreaded "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE WITH ME" zone, and you gon' cry bro.


The "This winkie face means absolutely nothing cause I give it out to everybody" winkie face


MAN, this is the one that really kills me. You get a winkie face from a girl on twitter and feel all special then you fuck around and click on her timeline and see her do the same shit to 20 other dudes like this:


"Lol thanks you too ;)"


"Oh really, let's make that happen ;)"


"Maybe I can see you Saturday ;)"


Conclusion:


All in all, don't get TOO HAPPY when you see that winkie face cause it's JUST a winkie face, just blame technology for all this when you're crying from disappointment dog.

iPhone battery life is stress in a bottle.

Man, that GREAT feeling when you take your phone out that charger and it's at 94%, bro, you on TOP OF THE WORLD FAM. Once you start to use it, check your mentions and new followers on twitter real quick, see if you got new instagram likes, text back all the people you ignored the previous night, JUST LIKE THAT, yo shit at 24%. Dog, you just on the lightrail stressing about how you're gonna make it through the day cause it's only 8 in the morning. Cute chick wanna facetime you while you at school, but BRO, you at TWENTY FOUR PERCENT, so you lie, and then she think you lying and calls you out for it, then she tells you she hates you and is gonna tell everybody your Jimmy small as fuck. SEE this shit, you SEE what that 24% did? Nigga you went from a happy 94% at 7:30am to a stressed 24% at noon and the girl you talk to gonna tell everybody your Jimmy small, nigga what the fuck.

iPhone battery life stressful bruh.

Smoking weed doesn't make you cool bro.

Man, times have CHANGED. I haven't seen this many black youth smoke in my life, but ever since Wiz Khalifa (and yes i'm blaming Wiz Khalifa for this shit) dropped that Kush & OJ mixtape, EVERYBODY and they momma smokes now. Dog, I can't even walk from my house to the local seven eleven without a nigga asking me if I got a lighter or a swisher, so many people smoke weed these days it's peer pressure if you DON'T smoke, that shit kray yo. I'm not bashing weed smokers, do what you wanna do you feel me? I'm just against the wannabes smoking to fit in looking like straight Krusty the Clowns out here, if you smoking only cause your friends are smoking or your favorite rapper does you the true definition of a hoe my nigga.
So if your friends or favorite rapper told you to smoke crack, would you do it? I have a hard time believing alot of y'all wouldn't. If this nigga Wiz Khalifa or Drake came out tomorrow on national television and endorsed crack, 50% of the youth would look like Tyrone Biggums.

Nigga don't smoke crack.

DM etiquette

Yo man these twitter streets are tough, you can get laughed at, unfollowed, even BLOCKED bro, this shit can be stressful at times. Shit really gets stressful when you wanna DM a girl but don't wanna seem thirsty, you're treading very shallow waters my brothas.

First thing first, never DM her RIGHT AFTER you follow her, she gonna unfollow you and you just gon' cry bro, throw her a couple winkie faces in the mentions and see how she reacts. If she reacts positively, just slither your way into her DMs and have a cool convo with her. Don't attack her with thirst cause she might have an iPhone and screenshot you and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy yo.

Don't get the cool DM convos confused though fam, she might just think you a cool twitter nigga or she might want you to be her baby daddy who knows, just stay up and be smart with your thirst my bretheren.

DM tips,

By @EyobMM